Well, I added some more stuff.  I have my latest video on the front page, and I have some "Retro" stuff.  Leave a comment, tell me what you think.
 
 
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So I see this fat hog of a guy driving his rusty smoking truck.  And I had to take a picture of him because he reminded me of Boss Hog on The Dukes of Hazzard.
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Then, I notice he has "bite me, I'm a Redneck" on the back of his truck in boat stickers.
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Makes me proud to be an American.
 
 
We've all done it.  "I need to lose some weight."  So I finally decided to document my experience, and take pictures along the way.  If you are interested, click the "weight loss" tab on the left to follow my journey.  If you want to comment on my fatnees, post it here
 
 
Holy shit, a new post.

Well, to be fair, I was just learning how to make a website so the whole thing was pretty pathetic.  It's like when you are 10 years old and are putting together Legos with space Marines and dual launching cannon action, and you go to a friends house who still has Duplo.  That was my site.  Shitty ass Duplo.  Not even, more like Duplo blocks you get from the Goodwill that are from the 70's and all stained and smell like piss.  Yeah, thats more like what my site was like.    I toned down a bunch of shit, and now hopefully it dosen't smell like piss covered 70's Duplo blocks from the Goodwill.

I would type more, but Weebly is so shitty it cuts my text off.
 

Change.

10/21/2009

14 Comments

 
Well said.
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Have played the tower defense game on the front page yet.  DO it.  Then do hard.


I FUCKING BEAT THAT SHIT YO!  Level 60.  It was a bitch too.
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Why I fucking rule
 
 
According to her book, Mackenzie Phillips had incest with her father for 10 years.  Even after she was married.

BUT... A friend of mine said the whole thing is a little blown out of proportion because that's not even what the book is mainly about and that THAT part is small in comparison to the rest of the book.




Yeah... Media....




I hate it when the media stretches the truth.

Hold on, I got a comment on my "YOUTUBE FINALLY ALLOWS PORN" video brb...


No but seriously, the whole incest thing is creepy. I mean TEN YEARS??? Plus I heard she was married while doing her dad too.

I dunno, I would have to read the book, but I think some people are saying that was included in the book for sales generation, while most people would leave that kind of stuff out.

Some people use shock to gain popularity, like Marylin Manson, Elvis (with his hips), KISS, Madonna...

There's the old adage "There is no such thing as bad publicity... " Well bad publicity turns into great jokes, and eventually everyone knows who Howie Mandell is, and how great he is - Forget the fact that his comedy was never funny and his cartoon Bobby's world was a HUGE HIT then failure. Much like Barney-the-Purple-Im-gonna-rape-your-parents-dinosaur.

Wow, i am getting long winded here...

People HATE SXEPHIL. Hate him. He didn't do anything wrong. He's actually kind of funny. Yeah he takes the Yahoo headlines and reads them and makes jokes but isn't that what Michael Buckley does? or our friend Audionautix?

I had to take a deep breath and think (why do I hate these people?) they're funny, may not be as funny as me, but still funny ;) But they succeded at what I wanted to do. Jealousy. Not hate. I'm jealous. Lisa Nova hasn't done anything wrong. SXEPHIL, NALTS, SHAYCARL... I watch them now. I am clear headed enough where i can say.. they did what I want to do, and I congratulate them. I don't hate Jay Leno, but I am wayyy funnier than he is. In fact EVERYONE is wayyy funier than he is.

We all want each other to get by. Just not "by" us.

Mackenzie Phillips? This is publicity, Just like Madonna and her pointy boobs having sex with a black Jesus, just like Marylin Manson in his boob suit.

This gets them 20 years of publicity in one week. Just like Paris Hilton. Now... the one's who have talent stay, and the one's that don't become material for comedians.
 
 
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Blue Screen of Death
I hate people right now.  I’ve been so anti social at work.  My friend Dan is the only one I can stand right now.
It’s tone.  It’s tone from people where even if they don’t say anything they are speaking their true feelings behind the words.
I’ve said it a million time before that someone can ask “Are you okay?”
And one can be serious concern like (it really looks like you hurt yourself, do I need to call an ambulance)
One can be comical like (I KNOW you’re okay, but when you slipped that was so funny but I have to be polite and ask, just in case you aren’t)
We can hear the tones in voices like “Psh – whatever”, or even “everyone is a freaking idiot around me”




We have a computer guy who I like less and less every week.  SOOOO cocky and self centered.  When we started playing Warcraft

“Oh yeah, I take that game very seriously, I don’t think many people are better than me.”  

So I try to be polite a few months ago and said, “What server are you on?” 



“For what?” 


“For Warcraft?”  
“I don’t play that anymore, it’s kind of babyish.  I play Warhammer Online.”
“I read Warhammer Online was a Warcraft Clone and people are frustrated with the interface and are coming back to Warcraft.”
“WRONG.  Those people just don’t know how to play games.”

Couple months later I hear a conversation between my friend Dylan and computer guy...

Dylan “Are you still playing Warhammer Online?”
Computer guy “No, they need to fix some bugs, and besides Warcraft is wayy better.”
A$$h0le





Today I read a half dozen reviews on different credible computer websites, and told Dylan I was thinking about getting a Mac because they beat PC in EVERY single test hands down across the board.  So we got in a friendly debate about why PC or why MAC and it was pretty harmless (Dylan is a PC guy.)  Our computer guy comes in and Dylan (still playing around told him about our discussion) The guy was downright insulting .  Imagine asking “Why are you so frikin stupid?”


Take that exact tone and ask every question trying to disprove the research I just did online
I would start to answer 
“WRONG”
He would ask another one
I would start to answer
“WRONG”
So since NO ONE here ever used a MAC and is NOT going to take my side, I am not fighting the computer guy, I am now fighting the office- because he is the computer guy and knows sooo much.  

I didn’t want to talk about this.  I don’t want to talk about this at all.
If I walk away some member of the office clan “Steve why are you so upset?”
If I try to calmly explai…
“WRONG.”
I took a deep breath and said
I don’t really want to discuss this.
“That’s because you’re wrong”

I was under attack.  Fine - ahole fine.
“Is that why the iPhone, iPod, iTunes, ‘iBook, iMAC, iLife & iPhoto are the best programs, services and products in existence?
Is that why Internet Explorer, Windows Vista, or Windows ME fails?  Or why XBOX 360 burns out?  Where is Microsoft’s phone.  Nowhere because they can’t make ONE thing work.

“Steve, why are you so angry?”

Hmm.  No one thought the computer guy was angry…
In 15 years when Microsoft goes belly up, and Apple is the new fad.  He will say “I told people all along, but no one would listen…”

“Uh, excuse me computer guy, I believe I was telling you about MAC and you made me look like a fool.”




“Steve why are you so angry?”



 
 
Since Ralfonzo83 is the only dude who actually takes his time to come all the way back to page fucking 4, then I am going to blog about how awesome he is, in his pure awesomely awesomeness.   Plus his chick is hot too.  And thats awesome.
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Speedyconkiwi & Ralfonzo
Do you know what's even more awesome?  Seeing those two together.  Every time I see them happy and shining I think AWWWW, then I throw up and go back to hating people and beating homeless people for their wallets.  Life is good.
 
 
Okay, there are millions of new YouTubers signing up every day, and one of the many is a man by the Name of Shimbob.  We decided to do a video collab together and this is turning out to be a fucking nightmare.  This camera would kick ass if it was 1984.  BUT, it sucks ass because its 2009.  It will only record 5 minutes of video and I can't get my damn clips right.  The video is about us waking up from a horrible nightmare and deciding to vlog about it because if we don't then we will be killed in our sleep.  Or something along those lines.  But, we end up getting in the car and calling each other on the phone and getting in a head on collision instead  I KNOW that shimbob is going to rock on his part, but I suck at everything I do, so I will not rock so much.  No sir, no rocking here.  No rock.  Check out his channel here = shimbob




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